• This eco-friendly soy candle features a bold, funny message for long-distance friends: Smells like you’re a bitch for living so far away from me. Perfect sarcastic gift to bring humor and fun to any space.
  • This eco-friendly soy candle features a bold, funny message for long-distance friends: Smells like you’re a bitch for living so far away from me. Perfect sarcastic gift to bring humor and fun to any space.
  • This eco-friendly soy candle features a bold, funny message for long-distance friends: Smells like you’re a bitch for living so far away from me. Perfect sarcastic gift to bring humor and fun to any space.
  • This eco-friendly soy candle features a bold, funny message for long-distance friends: Smells like you’re a bitch for living so far away from me. Perfect sarcastic gift to bring humor and fun to any space.
  • This eco-friendly soy candle features a bold, funny message for long-distance friends: Smells like you’re a bitch for living so far away from me. Perfect sarcastic gift to bring humor and fun to any space.
  • This eco-friendly soy candle features a bold, funny message for long-distance friends: Smells like you’re a bitch for living so far away from me. Perfect sarcastic gift to bring humor and fun to any space.
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CtrlAltDelights

Funny Candle Gift for Long Distance Friends | 9oz Soy Candle

Funny Candle Gift for Long Distance Friends | 9oz Soy Candle

$24.00 USD
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Funny Candle Gift for Long Distance Friends - Smells Like You're a Bitch for Living So Far Away From Me Scented Soy Candle - Friend Gift Illuminate your space with the scent of passive-aggression and long-distance relationships with our 9-oz soy candle proudly proclaiming, "Smells like you're a bitch for living so far away from me." Because nothing says "I miss you" quite like a candle that simultaneously insults and reminisces about your separation woes. Infused with the essence of frustration and a hint of resentment coupled with notes of white sage, lavender, camphor and a cedarwood base, this candle is perfect for those moments when you're feeling extra dramatic and wish your bestie were closer but not too close, of course. So light this candle, take a deep breath, and let the aroma of longing and sarcasm fill the air as you ponder the complexities of modern relationships.

This 100% soy wax blend candle comes in a 2.8" x 3.5" 9oz reusable glass jar, with a 100% cotton wick. Our candles are vegan, completely natural, and non-toxic, containing no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates. Our candles burn for 50-60 hours giving you plenty of time to text your bestie about the emotional trauma their far awayness is causing in your life.

And for heck's sake, please keep out of reach of children and pets, burn on a non-flammable surface, and just like, be smart about what's above and around it.

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SHIPPING & PROCESSING TIME

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SHIPPING

  • Resin Items typically ship in 5-7 days as they are made to order.
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All other items usually ship within 2-4 business days unless otherwise specified. Please be aware that Holiday time frames can be 1-3 days longer. Please keep this in mind when ordering with a specific Holiday in mind.

Our goods are handmade and as such require 2-4 days to make! We are a super small team, so please understand we work as fast as we can while still ensuring badass quality on your order.

As all items are made-to-order, once we start processing your order we cannot cancel or refund.

DELIVERY
All our items ship from the U.S. For Domestic orders, orders usually take 2-5 business days to arrive after shipping.

HOLIDAYS
Delivery can take longer during the holidays as carrier volume is higher than normal. Please keep this in mind when ordering. Refunds or returns won’t be processed for orders subject to unforeseen delays.

INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING 

International orders can take 15-30 days for delivery. Please remember that on rare occasions, due to customs delays, delivery can be extended to 45-60 days. If you are not okay with this, we ask that you please not order.

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USPS/UPS does NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore CtrlAltDelights CAN NOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

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NON-US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

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Low key tho, it'll be like 24-48 hours because we are recovering people pleasers and waiting on customer service ALWAYS sucks.

Our Promise

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On a holiday, after three glasses of wine, when everyone’s just a bit too honest.

Our items are designed and crafted to celebrate gamers, ghouls, and gals and we take pride in everything we make. Our work is a reflection of you, and you're the bomb. Our goods are 100% guaranteed to please.

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