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Funny Egg Cooking Sticker

Funny Egg Cooking Sticker

$3.25 USD
$3.25 USD
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Are we cooking… or are we cooked?
It’s a question. It’s a vibe. It’s a crisis. And now, it’s a sticker.

Meet the “Are We Cooking or Are We Cooked?” Egg Sticker, starring one wide-eyed little breakfast buddy who is equally unsure about how we got here. This hilarious vinyl decal captures the exact moment your brain glitches at 8 a.m., 2 p.m., or somewhere between “I’ve got this” and “I’ve got nothing left.”

This egg? This egg is all of us.

With its glossy holographic finish and water-resistant vinyl, this sticker holds up just as well as your last shred of sanity (and better than your last attempt at adulting). It’s the perfect addition to:
    •    Your laptop, to subtly scream for help during Zoom calls
    •    Your water bottle, to hydrate while your brain sizzles
    •    Your planner, for when “meal prep” turns into “emotional spiral”
    •    Your fridge, which may or may not contain real food
    •    Your soul, metaphorically (or maybe not)

This fried friend is beautifully printed with vibrant color and adorable chaos. The egg’s stunned expression and caption—“Are we cooking or are we cooked?”—hits a little too close to home, which is exactly why you need it.

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🍳 Product Highlights:
    •    Premium vinyl: durable and water-resistant, like you during Mercury retrograde
    •    Holographic finish: adds ✨ existential sparkle ✨ to any surface
    •    Roughly 3 inches wide: big enough to make a statement, small enough to dodge judgmental coworkers
    •    Easy peel backing: unlike your mental state, this is very low effort

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🥚 The Existential Egg Era

This isn’t just a sticker—it’s a whole mood. It’s the sticky embodiment of burnout, brunch, and that fleeting moment where you ask, “Is it hot in here or is it just my brain short-circuiting?”

Give it as a gift to your fellow overcooked friends. Stick it somewhere that needs comic relief. Or slap it on your favorite journal and write about how you were once sunny side up and now you’re emotionally scrambled.

We’re all just eggs in frying pans trying to make it to lunch.

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🔥 Bonus:

Pairs beautifully with coffee, memes, therapy, and long stares into the middle distance.

So whether you’re frying high or feeling fried, this sticker gets it. Add it to your cart now and let your inner egg be seen, validated, and slightly panicked—in the cutest way possible.

Cooked or cooking? Either way, you’re still a snack. 🍳

Shipping

SHIPPING & PROCESSING TIME

Please note that some items may ship separately.

SHIPPING

  • Resin Items typically ship in 5-7 days as they are made to order.
  • Stickers typically ship in 2-4 days.

All other items usually ship within 2-4 business days unless otherwise specified. Please be aware that Holiday time frames can be 1-3 days longer. Please keep this in mind when ordering with a specific Holiday in mind.

Our goods are handmade and as such require 2-4 days to make! We are a super small team, so please understand we work as fast as we can while still ensuring badass quality on your order.

As all items are made-to-order, once we start processing your order we cannot cancel or refund.

DELIVERY
All our items ship from the U.S. For Domestic orders, orders usually take 2-5 business days to arrive after shipping.

HOLIDAYS
Delivery can take longer during the holidays as carrier volume is higher than normal. Please keep this in mind when ordering. Refunds or returns won’t be processed for orders subject to unforeseen delays.

INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING 

International orders can take 15-30 days for delivery. Please remember that on rare occasions, due to customs delays, delivery can be extended to 45-60 days. If you are not okay with this, we ask that you please not order.

Choosing expedited shipping does not change processing time.

USPS/UPS does NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore CtrlAltDelights CAN NOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON-US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

Delightful Customer Service

WE'RE HERE AND WE'RE DOING OUR BEST.

We are a small but mighty team, but even bad bitches need a sec to sip that iced coffee. We’ll eventually get back to you, because we know you’ve been patiently waiting—unless it’s the weekend, or we’re on a coffee break, or Mercury is in retrograde.

Low key tho, it'll be like 24-48 hours because we are recovering people pleasers and waiting on customer service ALWAYS sucks.

Our Promise

WE'LL TREAT YOU LIKE FAMILY.

On a holiday, after three glasses of wine, when everyone’s just a bit too honest.

Our items are designed and crafted to celebrate gamers, ghouls, and gals and we take pride in everything we make. Our work is a reflection of you, and you're the bomb. Our goods are 100% guaranteed to please.

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