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CtrlAltDelights

Game Over Motel Keychain

Game Over Motel Keychain

$8.00 USD
$8.00 USD
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Game Over. But make it aesthetic.

Introducing the "Game Over" Retro Motel Keychain—a pixel-powered blast of nostalgia carved into rich, warm basswood. This laser-engraved gem pays homage to the golden days of blowing into cartridges, late-night button smashing, and rage-quitting before it was cool.

Shaped in that iconic vintage motel style (think roadside neon and mysterious room numbers), this keychain doesn’t just carry your keys—it carries your gamer identity. With a crisp laser-etched “GAME OVER” and a classic game controller etched below, it lets everyone know:
✔️ You’ve been through some boss battles
✔️ You’ve faced the lag
✔️ You’ve died trying. A lot.

🪵 Why You'll Love It:

  • Solid wood feel: Durable basswood that holds up better than your KD ratio

  • Crisp laser engraving: Precision detail that screams next-level aesthetic

  • Retro motel shape: Straight outta 1985—but make it gamer

  • Lightweight & portable: Toss it on your keyring, backpack, or hang it on your wall like the trophy it is

Whether you're heading out to work or rage-quitting the gym again, this keychain is a cheeky companion for real-life respawns. It’s a great conversation starter, too. (Yes, the controller is vintage. No, you’re not allowed to save mid-level.)

💡 Perfect for:

  • Gamers with taste

  • People whose life is a side quest

  • Nerdy partners who think rage-quitting is foreplay

  • That one friend who always dies first but still has the most style

🔑 More Than Just Keys

This isn't just a keychain. It's a mini manifesto. It's your snarky little reminder that even when life glitches, you’re still player one. Perfect for birthday gifts, stocking stuffers, or treating yourself because you definitely just lost an hour to Elden Ring again.

Hang it on your keys. Clip it to your console bag. Or let it dangle dramatically from your rearview mirror as you drive off into the pixelated sunset of adulthood.

🎁 The Final Boss of Gifting:

Looking for a gift for the gamer who has everything (except a functioning sleep schedule)? This one’s a high score. Thoughtful, stylish, and just cheeky enough to win the day. (No cheat codes required.)

So go ahead. Add to cart. Grab one for your party. Equip it like the gear upgrade it is. And remember:

It’s only "Game Over" if you don’t have snacks.

Shipping

SHIPPING & PROCESSING TIME

Please note that some items may ship separately.

SHIPPING

  • Resin Items typically ship in 5-7 days as they are made to order.
  • Stickers typically ship in 2-4 days.

All other items usually ship within 2-4 business days unless otherwise specified. Please be aware that Holiday time frames can be 1-3 days longer. Please keep this in mind when ordering with a specific Holiday in mind.

Our goods are handmade and as such require 2-4 days to make! We are a super small team, so please understand we work as fast as we can while still ensuring badass quality on your order.

As all items are made-to-order, once we start processing your order we cannot cancel or refund.

DELIVERY
All our items ship from the U.S. For Domestic orders, orders usually take 2-5 business days to arrive after shipping.

HOLIDAYS
Delivery can take longer during the holidays as carrier volume is higher than normal. Please keep this in mind when ordering. Refunds or returns won’t be processed for orders subject to unforeseen delays.

INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING 

International orders can take 15-30 days for delivery. Please remember that on rare occasions, due to customs delays, delivery can be extended to 45-60 days. If you are not okay with this, we ask that you please not order.

Choosing expedited shipping does not change processing time.

USPS/UPS does NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore CtrlAltDelights CAN NOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON-US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

Delightful Customer Service

WE'RE HERE AND WE'RE DOING OUR BEST.

We are a small but mighty team, but even bad bitches need a sec to sip that iced coffee. We’ll eventually get back to you, because we know you’ve been patiently waiting—unless it’s the weekend, or we’re on a coffee break, or Mercury is in retrograde.

Low key tho, it'll be like 24-48 hours because we are recovering people pleasers and waiting on customer service ALWAYS sucks.

Our Promise

WE'LL TREAT YOU LIKE FAMILY.

On a holiday, after three glasses of wine, when everyone’s just a bit too honest.

Our items are designed and crafted to celebrate gamers, ghouls, and gals and we take pride in everything we make. Our work is a reflection of you, and you're the bomb. Our goods are 100% guaranteed to please.

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