• Glass tumbler with bamboo lid and straw featuring the quote 'I Never Dreamed I’d Grow Up to Be an Asshole.' Perfect funny gift for sarcastic friends or as a unique addition to your drinkware collection.
  • Glass tumbler with bamboo lid and straw featuring the quote 'I Never Dreamed I’d Grow Up to Be an Asshole.' Perfect funny gift for sarcastic friends or as a unique addition to your drinkware collection.
  • Glass tumbler with bamboo lid and straw featuring the quote 'I Never Dreamed I’d Grow Up to Be an Asshole.' Perfect funny gift for sarcastic friends or as a unique addition to your drinkware collection.
  • Glass tumbler with bamboo lid and straw featuring the quote 'I Never Dreamed I’d Grow Up to Be an Asshole.' Perfect funny gift for sarcastic friends or as a unique addition to your drinkware collection.
  • Glass tumbler with bamboo lid and straw featuring the quote 'I Never Dreamed I’d Grow Up to Be an Asshole.' Perfect funny gift for sarcastic friends or as a unique addition to your drinkware collection.
  • Glass tumbler with bamboo lid and straw featuring the quote 'I Never Dreamed I’d Grow Up to Be an Asshole.' Perfect funny gift for sarcastic friends or as a unique addition to your drinkware collection.
  • Glass tumbler with bamboo lid and straw featuring the quote 'I Never Dreamed I’d Grow Up to Be an Asshole.' Perfect funny gift for sarcastic friends or as a unique addition to your drinkware collection.
  • Glass tumbler with bamboo lid and straw featuring the quote 'I Never Dreamed I’d Grow Up to Be an Asshole.' Perfect funny gift for sarcastic friends or as a unique addition to your drinkware collection.
  • Glass tumbler with bamboo lid and straw featuring the quote 'I Never Dreamed I’d Grow Up to Be an Asshole.' Perfect funny gift for sarcastic friends or as a unique addition to your drinkware collection.
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CtrlAltDelights

I never thought I'd grow up to be an Asshole Sipper Cup

I never thought I'd grow up to be an Asshole Sipper Cup

$25.00 USD
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Introducing the perfect tumbler for your daily dose of self-aware sass: our 16oz glass tumbler that proudly proclaims, "I never thought I'd grow up to be an asshole but here I am killing it." Adorned with delicate purple florals because, why not add a touch of elegance to your unapologetic attitude? This tumbler is for those who own their inner jerk with a side of charm. Made from durable glass with a secure lid to keep your drink as sharp as your wit.

Embrace your fabulous self and hydrate in style – because if you're going to be an asshole, you might as well be a hydrated one. Made from clear tempered glass, it's durable, sleek, and perfect for refreshing cocktails, juices, or any beverage you fancy. Equipped with a Gasket-push Bamboo lid and Tritan plastic straw for added convenience.

This sipper glass is FDA Certified, BPA Free, and Cal. Prop 65 compliant, ensuring your safety and peace of mind with every sip. 

**Please note** Hand wash only.

Shipping

SHIPPING & PROCESSING TIME

Please note that some items may ship separately.

SHIPPING

  • Resin Items typically ship in 5-7 days as they are made to order.
  • Stickers typically ship in 2-4 days.

All other items usually ship within 2-4 business days unless otherwise specified. Please be aware that Holiday time frames can be 1-3 days longer. Please keep this in mind when ordering with a specific Holiday in mind.

Our goods are handmade and as such require 2-4 days to make! We are a super small team, so please understand we work as fast as we can while still ensuring badass quality on your order.

As all items are made-to-order, once we start processing your order we cannot cancel or refund.

DELIVERY
All our items ship from the U.S. For Domestic orders, orders usually take 2-5 business days to arrive after shipping.

HOLIDAYS
Delivery can take longer during the holidays as carrier volume is higher than normal. Please keep this in mind when ordering. Refunds or returns won’t be processed for orders subject to unforeseen delays.

INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING 

International orders can take 15-30 days for delivery. Please remember that on rare occasions, due to customs delays, delivery can be extended to 45-60 days. If you are not okay with this, we ask that you please not order.

Choosing expedited shipping does not change processing time.

USPS/UPS does NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore CtrlAltDelights CAN NOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON-US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

Delightful Customer Service

WE'RE HERE AND WE'RE DOING OUR BEST.

We are a small but mighty team, but even bad bitches need a sec to sip that iced coffee. We’ll eventually get back to you, because we know you’ve been patiently waiting—unless it’s the weekend, or we’re on a coffee break, or Mercury is in retrograde.

Low key tho, it'll be like 24-48 hours because we are recovering people pleasers and waiting on customer service ALWAYS sucks.

Our Promise

WE'LL TREAT YOU LIKE FAMILY.

On a holiday, after three glasses of wine, when everyone’s just a bit too honest.

Our items are designed and crafted to celebrate gamers, ghouls, and gals and we take pride in everything we make. Our work is a reflection of you, and you're the bomb. Our goods are 100% guaranteed to please.

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