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I'll Do It But I'll Cry First Funny Sticker

I'll Do It But I'll Cry First Funny Sticker

$3.25 USD
$3.25 USD
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“I’ll do it... but I’mma cry first.”
If that’s not your personal mantra, are you even functioning in 2025?

Meet your new emotional support sticker: a teary-eyed but determined duck, waddling into responsibility with a quiver in its beak and a single mission—get it done despite the drama. This adorable vinyl sticker perfectly captures the daily battle of being a semi-functional adult with big feelings and a longer to-do list than anyone signed up for.

Whether you’re conquering the day with anxiety by your side or braving one more work email while emotionally unraveling like a spaghetti noodle, this duck gets you. You will do it—crying optional, but highly likely.
✨ Why you’ll love this sticker:
    Premium water-resistant vinyl that’s as resilient as you are (but less prone to spontaneous emotional spirals).
    Cute, clean die-cut design of a sobbing duck—perfectly judged, mildly dramatic.
    Sized for your fave things: approx. 2.5 x 2.5 inches, ideal for laptops, water bottles, journals, or your emotional damage binder.

Stick it on your Hydro Flask for hydration with sass. Add it to your planner so your goals know you’re showing up under duress. Or slap it on your laptop to warn Zoom coworkers that productivity may be delayed due to mood swings.

This sticker is the ultimate gift for your overworked friend, your under-caffeinated coworker, your emotionally frazzled sibling—or, let’s be honest, yourself. Because who among us hasn’t sobbed mid-task and then crushed it anyway?
🌈 Great for:
    People with “chronic overachiever, occasional crybaby” energy
    Mental health warriors who believe in emotional expression and meeting deadlines
    Sticker collectors who love a balance of snark and sincerity
    Anyone who needs a tiny duck-shaped cheerleader for their inner chaos

Whether you’re facing a long shift, a passive-aggressive email, or just the unrelenting march of time—this duck will cry with you, for you, and cheer you on while you push through. Because crying doesn’t mean quitting. It means you’re human… and also adorable.

So go ahead—cry a little, conquer a lot, and stick this baby somewhere you can see it every dang day. You’ve earned the tears and the triumph.

Shipping

SHIPPING & PROCESSING TIME

Please note that some items may ship separately.

SHIPPING

  • Resin Items typically ship in 5-7 days as they are made to order.
  • Stickers typically ship in 2-4 days.

All other items usually ship within 2-4 business days unless otherwise specified. Please be aware that Holiday time frames can be 1-3 days longer. Please keep this in mind when ordering with a specific Holiday in mind.

Our goods are handmade and as such require 2-4 days to make! We are a super small team, so please understand we work as fast as we can while still ensuring badass quality on your order.

As all items are made-to-order, once we start processing your order we cannot cancel or refund.

DELIVERY
All our items ship from the U.S. For Domestic orders, orders usually take 2-5 business days to arrive after shipping.

HOLIDAYS
Delivery can take longer during the holidays as carrier volume is higher than normal. Please keep this in mind when ordering. Refunds or returns won’t be processed for orders subject to unforeseen delays.

INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING 

International orders can take 15-30 days for delivery. Please remember that on rare occasions, due to customs delays, delivery can be extended to 45-60 days. If you are not okay with this, we ask that you please not order.

Choosing expedited shipping does not change processing time.

USPS/UPS does NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore CtrlAltDelights CAN NOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON-US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

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We are a small but mighty team, but even bad bitches need a sec to sip that iced coffee. We’ll eventually get back to you, because we know you’ve been patiently waiting—unless it’s the weekend, or we’re on a coffee break, or Mercury is in retrograde.

Low key tho, it'll be like 24-48 hours because we are recovering people pleasers and waiting on customer service ALWAYS sucks.

Our Promise

WE'LL TREAT YOU LIKE FAMILY.

On a holiday, after three glasses of wine, when everyone’s just a bit too honest.

Our items are designed and crafted to celebrate gamers, ghouls, and gals and we take pride in everything we make. Our work is a reflection of you, and you're the bomb. Our goods are 100% guaranteed to please.

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