• This Touch Some Grass candle, made from eco-friendly soy wax, features a playful, minimalist label with a humorous message. With a clear jar and black lid, its a fun novelty gift for anyone who enjoys unique, home decor. Perfect for gifting!
  • This Touch Some Grass candle, made from eco-friendly soy wax, features a playful, minimalist label with a humorous message. With a clear jar and black lid, its a fun novelty gift for anyone who enjoys unique, home decor. Perfect for gifting!
  • This Touch Some Grass candle, made from eco-friendly soy wax, features a playful, minimalist label with a humorous message. With a clear jar and black lid, its a fun novelty gift for anyone who enjoys unique, home decor. Perfect for gifting!
  • This Touch Some Grass candle, made from eco-friendly soy wax, features a playful, minimalist label with a humorous message. With a clear jar and black lid, its a fun novelty gift for anyone who enjoys unique, home decor. Perfect for gifting!
  • This Touch Some Grass candle, made from eco-friendly soy wax, features a playful, minimalist label with a humorous message. With a clear jar and black lid, its a fun novelty gift for anyone who enjoys unique, home decor. Perfect for gifting!
  • This Touch Some Grass candle, made from eco-friendly soy wax, features a playful, minimalist label with a humorous message. With a clear jar and black lid, its a fun novelty gift for anyone who enjoys unique, home decor. Perfect for gifting!
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Touch Some Grass 9oz Funny Novelty Soy Candle | Gamer Candle

Touch Some Grass 9oz Funny Novelty Soy Candle | Gamer Candle

$24.00 USD
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Touch Some Grass 9oz funny novelty soy candle. Perfect for self-care, this eco-friendly candle brings humor to your space - Gamer Candle

Indulge in the ultimate escape from reality with our 9-oz soy candle featuring the oh-so-profound phrase "Touch Some Grass." Because clearly, nothing screams adventure like sitting indoors with a candle that mocks outdoor activities. Infused with the unmistakable essence of sea salt, ozone on the top with complimenting jasmine, lily of the valley, green leaves, wood, and a tonka bean base, this candle is the perfect reminder that sometimes, the grass is greener on the other side of your gaming room window. So go ahead, light it up, and pretend you're getting that much-needed Vitamin D while reveling in the irony of it all.

This 100% soy wax blend candle comes in a 2.8" x 3.5" 9oz reusable glass jar, with a 100% cotton wick. Our candles are vegan, completely natural, and non-toxic, containing no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates. Our candles burn for 50-60 hours giving you plenty of time to revel in the fact that you aren't ACTUALLY touching grass. tsk tsk.

And for heck's sake, please keep out of reach of children and pets, burn on a non-flammable surface, and just like, be smart about what's above and around it.

Shipping

SHIPPING & PROCESSING TIME

Please note that some items may ship separately.

SHIPPING

  • Resin Items typically ship in 5-7 days as they are made to order.
  • Stickers typically ship in 2-4 days.

All other items usually ship within 2-4 business days unless otherwise specified. Please be aware that Holiday time frames can be 1-3 days longer. Please keep this in mind when ordering with a specific Holiday in mind.

Our goods are handmade and as such require 2-4 days to make! We are a super small team, so please understand we work as fast as we can while still ensuring badass quality on your order.

As all items are made-to-order, once we start processing your order we cannot cancel or refund.

DELIVERY
All our items ship from the U.S. For Domestic orders, orders usually take 2-5 business days to arrive after shipping.

HOLIDAYS
Delivery can take longer during the holidays as carrier volume is higher than normal. Please keep this in mind when ordering. Refunds or returns won’t be processed for orders subject to unforeseen delays.

INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING 

International orders can take 15-30 days for delivery. Please remember that on rare occasions, due to customs delays, delivery can be extended to 45-60 days. If you are not okay with this, we ask that you please not order.

Choosing expedited shipping does not change processing time.

USPS/UPS does NOT guarantee delivery times. Therefore CtrlAltDelights CAN NOT guarantee delivery times. 

TRACKING

You will receive tracking info once your item is shipped.

NON-US CUSTOMERS

Please note the buyer is responsible for paying any taxes upon arrival in their home country. Any packages that are sent back because the buyer refused to pay taxes will not be refunded. 

Delightful Customer Service

WE'RE HERE AND WE'RE DOING OUR BEST.

We are a small but mighty team, but even bad bitches need a sec to sip that iced coffee. We’ll eventually get back to you, because we know you’ve been patiently waiting—unless it’s the weekend, or we’re on a coffee break, or Mercury is in retrograde.

Low key tho, it'll be like 24-48 hours because we are recovering people pleasers and waiting on customer service ALWAYS sucks.

Our Promise

WE'LL TREAT YOU LIKE FAMILY.

On a holiday, after three glasses of wine, when everyone’s just a bit too honest.

Our items are designed and crafted to celebrate gamers, ghouls, and gals and we take pride in everything we make. Our work is a reflection of you, and you're the bomb. Our goods are 100% guaranteed to please.

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